In a move that has caused extreme anger and outrage amongst the female population of the world, a newly started popular magazine has decided to call itself the bullshit bugle and call all people who contribute to as bullshitters.
Women, rightfully so believe that shitting isn't the sole prerogative of the men, and thus the term 'bull'shit is extremely sexist. Calling the contributors 'bull'shitters was the last straw that the women could eat and have decided that they will remain hungry rather than eat more and produce shit worthy of the magazine's aim. Not only will they not contribute to this magazine, they will not produce shit at all. An aim which some like Ms. Prabitha stopped following the second after it was made.
The claim of the editors that the term bullshit has got nothing to do with the producers sex, but is just an allusion to methane's odour in the shit while at the same time being alliterative with bugle seems rather like an invention of Humpty Dumpty trying to provide meaning to Jabberwocky.
In essence, if the women start contributing now, their identity as women will be at stake. If they do not contribute, then their ability to produce fine shit can and will be speculated upon. If they force the bugle to accept their position and change its name, then it would be seen that the bugle is taking itself far too seriously, and has no place in the world of shitting, bull or cow. So the identity of the bugle will then itself be at stake.
Therefore a quick solution should be reached, and a middle ground arrived at, whereby the women accept all conditions and start contributing immediately, for the art of of bullshitting is well and truly above their gender crisis.
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